spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

addictedtoidina:

Elphie trifecta!

bastille:

Who do I have to fight to become attractive

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

  • Me: BUT THE WORLD SEEMS BRIGHTER SIX INCHES OFF THE GROUND
  • Mom: what
  • Me: AND THE AIR SEEMED LIGHTER
  • Mom: oh no
  • Me: I WAS PROFOUND AND I FELT PROUD TO LIVE OUT LOUD
  • Mom: not again
  • Me: I'M NOT MY FATHER'S SON
  • Mom: that's because you're a girl

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

^^